Woman says she is dating so many men she has a spreadsheet
Shola Lee
Featured Image Credit: @crumbletumble00/TikTok
A TikToker went viral after sharing how she keeps track of dating so many men.
Look, the dating game can be hard to navigate, but Emily has it sussed out - all you need is an Excel spreadsheet.
No, we're not joking, and this story gives a whole new meaning to 'freak in the sheets'.
Right, we're going to start by saying that we can't stand Excel; like, genuinely, it's horrendous, we're not sure what all the columns mean, and every time we move something we hear sirens in the distance.
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Still, Emily swears that it's how you should keep track of your dating life and for anyone wondering what kind of things she includes in her dating document, we'll give you the low-down.
So, the categories include things like 'name', which we think goes without saying, but then again, Hinge is a wild place.
Next up, are columns including 'new to the mix', 'do I like him', and 'still going?' which we can't help but read with a sarcastic undertone.
Other columns include details about your first date with whoever's been made the spreadsheet that month and details about their allergies, because, as Emily says she 'don't want to kill the guy'.
Of course, people were obsessed with Emily's way of organising her dating life, and the content creator even made a downloadable version of the spreadsheet, so others can try being a well-organised serial data.
One said that the whole thing was 'iconic', while another said that it was 'powerful!!'
Another shared the TikToker's passion for Excel: "saammmme. I told a date once that I did this and they were immediately turned off, so I guess that worked out?"
One thought that the spreadsheet would make a good book plan: "Omg I need to do this so I can write a book of my horror stories one day."
To be fair, that's a pretty smart way to pitch a dating guide.
Some were a little confused, explaining: "How just how. I don't even like talking to one."
While one user shared a story about the original baddie and we can't stop thinking about her: "My 61-year-old best friend did this 30+ years ago and was dating 10 men at one point. Such a queen."
A queen, indeed. Still, we don't know if we could endure Excel training just to sort our dating life out.