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Topics: Twitter, Social Media, Sex and Relationships
Britt Jones
Topics: Twitter, Social Media, Sex and Relationships
It’s not often a Twitter exchange turns into a worrying diagnosis, but that’s what happened recently between a ‘sex pest’ and a hilarious author.
When Becky Holmes opened her messages on X, formerly Twitter, she probably didn’t expect to see an appendage staring back at her, however, regretfully, she did.
Instead of keeping silent about the unsolicited picture, she instead decided to publicly shame the man and dish out some cold, hard justice.
Men who flash their todger to random women are a special kind of breed but, thankfully, pretty rare.
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However, frequent ‘sex-pest Greg’ had used all of his chances and now he was being outed in the most hilarious of ways.
Is how he began his message to Becky, who has
The message Becky received began with, ‘It’s C*ck O’ Clock’, which is quite frankly a terrible start.
With his bits covered by a sock, Coke Can Greg on X shamelessly brandished himself to the unsuspecting woman.
Except, Becky's no stranger to these kinds of things and she has a penchant for messing about with people online.
In 2020, Becky went viral for showing off a man who had done the same thing to her, but it was what she did in retaliation which earned her the fame.
When a bloke like Greg flashed his penis in her messages, Becky swiftly devised a plan to diagnose him with jaundice of the groin, convincing him that she was a certified doctor and was worried about a mole underneath his stomach.
What happened next is why fans couldn’t help but laugh as she proceeded to get her mates involved, pretending to also be doctors who confirmed to her over text that his mole and colouring looked scary.
It was then that she told the flasher that he was at risk of it turning black and part of it dropping off.
But now she’s back for round two with Greg and it’s even funnier.
After receiving her sock in a c**k picture last month, Becky immediately switched into gear and returned his message with his own image, with red circles drawn on it.
She told him that she’d noticed some ‘black’ blotches all over his body and was worried that he had contracted the bubonic plague.
Immediately, Greg was on the defensive and denied her claims, telling her that he wasn’t going to fall for her tricks again after she previously scared him so much during a prior unsolicited pic incident that he ‘shaved my belly and went to the doctor because of what you said!’
After a few messages back and forth, Becky managed to convince Greg that not only is the bubonic plague hitting parts of the US (where Greg resides), but also that she’s a registered dermatologist who is involved in a conference speaking about the very disease.
It’s safe to say that by the end of their conversation and her very convincing lies, Greg was ready for another trip to the doctors, especially because she revealed to him that it travels through cats, and he was worried about his feline at home.
After sharing her chat with Greg to her followers, people were laughing their heads off at his slow realisation that he could be very sick.
Becky wrote alongside her screenshots: “Twitter friends, please join me in prayer for long-term sex pest Greg, who I have just diagnosed with bubonic plague.”
Comments were swift in telling her what they thought about her ‘pest’.
Someone said: “Did he really go the doctors once because of your message to him? hahahaha this is brilliant.”
Another wrote: “Oh my god, when he said “there is noting wrong with me” well…there clearly is mate. Then when he said you made him shave his belly and go to the doctors, I missed that before, that’s f*cking brilliant.”
She’s just doing a public service at this point.